Still annoyed at Scotland lmao bye
Have to go all the way to uni today so they can tell me what I’m doing in second year even though I already know because it says on my university’s intranet WHY AM I BOTHERING TO GO?
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
A job actually called me for a telephone interview and I was caught by surprise and they were like “do you have any references?” , “no” , “oh, what skills can you bring to us?”
"My positive attitude"
HA. HAHA. Me. Positive attitude. Hahahahaha.
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION IS A BITCH.
"are you one of those dramatic gays?"
Jessica Lange in American Horror Story trailers
Chicago River (by Nolis Anderson)